Spooky Actions at a Distance? A Colorful Gedanken Demonstration for Non-scientists

In the spirit of Faraday, I shall give a lecture demonstration, designed to convey to a member of the general public the peculiar behavior demonstrated by Danny Greenberger, Mike Horne, and Anton Zeilinger's version of the Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen experiment. Because I lack the talents of Faraday, my lecture demonstration will be a gedanken demonstration, with cartoon pieces of apparatus. Because the audience is likely to consist of non-non-scientists, I may address an occasional remark to experts.